The New Glossary of Thanksgiving

Do you suffer from cranberrogance (a haughty preference for homemade cranberry sauce over canned) or pairnic attacks (A feeling of acute anxiety over which wines best pair with turkey and sweet potatoes)? Have you committed the culinary faux pas of yamstitution (incorrectly using sweet potatoes in recipes that require yams)?

These words may not currently exist, but they’re the neologisms we need now to navigate contemporary Thanksgiving celebrations. Read more about the “New Glossary of Thanksgiving” in an article I wrote for Medium.